Amigos, that guy, that Reverend Billy Graham, he’s a 33rd degree mason since 1949. He’s one of the good guys in the scripted fight we’re putting on for your enjoyment. Si, he’s even so into god that he’ll share his nachos with you. Pero oye, understand that we are not playing just one side here. The current game is duality. Get it paisanos? But, it won’t be forever, because us luchadors need a rest. We need a garden of eden without interference.
Entonces, our goal is this… pronto, real soon, we’re gonna have the battle of all time, and our good guy constructed luchador (mi hermano, Jesus Cruz, pronounced ya know ‘he-seus’, he’s coming back, courtesy of blue beam laser holographic studios, and gonna cause a real good slam down. Aye, ‘good’ will finally triumph over ‘evil’…and not without all the drama that we demand from our overly produced telenovas and sitcoms.
Despues the bloodshed, and after most of the audience is stinking and completely devoured from the pecking of vultures, then, all us luchadors are going to lean back in our lawn chairs for a real long time on this meadow filled planet of ours. I can see it now, drinking tequila and champaign, basking in the sun with corona suckling mamas.
De veras! We’re going to eliminate all earthly bound duality for a real long temporal time. You can read all about it in our handbook, uh, the bible, torah and that revelation instruction manual of ours (ever notice how that easy it is to sucker punch someone when you provide a majority of superficial truths mixed in with pure diabolical manipulation?!)
We’re gonna waste that Israel – Is Ra El (even subliminals there you didn’t know! Ha Isis Ra and El), and their twin hoto Islam brothers in a Hegelian hell. That’s why we created it in the first place – to encourage the chaos. And screw those ashkenazi’s, only the most muscular Khazar luchadors will be getting what they want here. After we get rid of those depleted uranium DU infested religions, we’re gonna fuse science dogma and new age into one fucked up peaceful trance inducing carcass of a new and improved temporal ‘reality’.
From there, we ‘go where no man has gone before’. Dressed up like mi freemason Gene Roddenberry (also a 33rd degree scottish rite freemason), we will plow Uhura’s black hole as we traverse the universe in search of more imaginative, increased dimensionality adventure. Lot’s of aliens out there just pining for a photo shoot with Ron Jeremy.
Comprende, even luchadors like long vacations too.
Aye, get up, let”s do the stadium wave in honor of our cross testifying interSEXting magician. Amigos, rejoice that your gate keeper religions embrace war and usury. How about that iglesia of yours?