Escucha estudiantes! WE setup the game, and pretend that our audience has no character if they violate the rules! The citizens of this world never asked to sit ringside in the first place. The trick is to keep them eternally munching on nachos.
We are the owners of the Luchador arena who have setup the fights, and are announcing over the loud speaker that any of the audience who leaves the stadium or refuses to buy luche libre posters are not team players. Oye! They’ve swallowed our luchador trickery. Listen to those pendejos cabrones murmur, denying there’s an arena at all. Si, it is our job to make more brutal, tantalizing, shocking fights and spectacles in hope they’ll forget they’re sitting ringside with blood splattered on their Luchador logo camisas, plastic superhero luchador figurines, and betting tarjetas they’ve filled out for the next midget bash-up.
Entonces… they never asked to be seated so close to ringside. So, when the audience begins to complain about the lack of concession stands outside the stadium, you should remind them that, “they’re the one who chose to come here”, knowing all the while that they have too much manteca in their cabesa to understand that all the hot prancing ring ladies and hideous luchadors they hear grunting, see strutting, and feel as they land on them (from being thrown from the mat) occurs nowhere but in their conjured, subjective mask wearing translator of a mind.