Amigo! I know you think I’m just a Luchador, but I fight in all sorts of rings. Quieres combate? I do. Preguntame!
Hey…HEY! Oye, want to know about those, uh, derivatives? Huh? O.K., got a question about precious metals? What about those stocks and bonds? How about me compadres at the Federal Reserve? No question too pequeno. Te gusta me fiat currency? Want to know how to solidify your fake markets? Stealing wallets and pensions… si mi amigo, there’s much more than pickpocketing.
Choose the Finance Category to your right. Mira! It’s over there———————————->
Follow me and join my plunge protection team! It’ll keep you safe from the pile driver. Escucha ahora. I know you wanna know how to take what’s yours. Me and you paisano! Ask and it will be given. It’s not like I’ve forgotten… me and you…we’re hermanos.
I teach you everything! Ask me, Chumba, anything.