Forget about your tight leotards for a moment, amigo, and learn a thing or two from me, for I’m powered by pulche and morcilla, and belch clever suggestions only the subconscious can digest. While drinking festering agave juice, we mastered circular grammar. While gnawing blood sausage, we pumped it hard with triple XXX geometry to activate all the right triggers within our audience.
O.K., ahora me estudiante, todays lesson is how to supercharge our goals by installing fake assumptions (that fag Xavier would snidely call them ‘false premises’)… escucha…
Numero Uno: Repetition – Oh.. mucho gusto! Use that device, that , uh Tv thing. Over and over again… all they hear is what you want.
Numero Dos: Control Informacion – Que? Limit their information, only let them see choices that you want them to know. EHEHHEHEH.. me gusta!
Numero Tres: Social Pressure – Enlist the social pressure of your audiences peers, make it socially uncool to spill their popcorn and admit it was they who did it.
Numero Cuatro: Pollute the Language – Make sure compadre, that the palabras, uh..the words in the language are limited in meaning, so that your opponents and audiences thinking (which happens in their frijole sized brain) cannot comprehend the dilemma.
Numero Cinco: Encourage Defense Mechanisms – ahhhh, jes, si, once their denial is inflamed, like a swollen black and blue eye, then it’s much more difficult for them to see clearly.
Entonces, my luchador in training, quit acting like a crotchety bitch. Words are a drug mainlined by those swimming against the torrent. So do as I, and in no time you’ll remove any sense left in the populace. Not a single eye will wink back…except mine of course.